HOME ALONE QUOTE SHIRTS

“Kevin? What did you do to my room?”

“This house is so full of people, it makes me sick.”

“Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!”

“I made my family disappear!”

“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”

“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!”

“This is my house, I have to defend it!”

“I’m not afraid anymore! Do you hear me?!”

“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner.”

“I’m gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property.”

“Kevin, you’re such a disease.”

“I’m the man of the house!”

“Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?”

“Look what you did, you little jerk!”

“Buzz, look! A pigeon!”

“I’m up here, you morons!”

“When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone! Did you hear me?!”

“I made my family disappear… so what?”

“I’m not sorry. Not anymore.”

“In this family, we always have to put up with each other.”

“I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas.”

“I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!”

“Do you think I’d be here Christmas time if I thought my family wanted me around?”

“Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi.”

“It’s Christmas time, and your soul is as dead as a doornail.”

“You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.”

“Every kid in this family grows up stupid except for me.”

“Sometimes being independent means being all alone.”

“You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t imagine living like that.”